Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
