next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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