Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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