He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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