there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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