no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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