Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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