He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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