How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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