Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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