The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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