What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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