This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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