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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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  The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  soooo we both peed the bed last night...

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• (509): View more from Washington

  after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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• (949): View more from California

  Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just feel like everything is too perfect

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  He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator

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  Or both. Which is common

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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