Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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