thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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