So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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