Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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