yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
