yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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