Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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