Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Farmville is her only friend.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Everything about him screamed your future.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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