Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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