your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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