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Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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