whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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