You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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