try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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