I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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