do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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