Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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