The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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