i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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