I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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