how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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