She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You have to summon your inner elephant
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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