Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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