I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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