I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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