there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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