census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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