so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The ass gains better be worth it
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