I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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