Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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