I bet he comes in French.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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