so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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