He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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