Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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