I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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