What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
