that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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