She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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