Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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