I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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