someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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