i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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